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Single handsome-bot looking for a soulmate

2009-05-05 13:27:50 by Transformer

I'm a 40300 year young single robot from planet Cybertron, looking for somone to spend those cosy sundays with.
I like cats, long walks in the sunshine and good food. And I love to cuddle
One of my favourite hobbies is to work out, long-range shooting is my favourite since I have a hughe laz00rz-cannon on my shoulder that needs to be kept in trim and good condition. I've got a well-paid job as a manager and owner of a famous website on this planet, and have no kid-bots.

Let me know if you're interested, I'm waiting for You - right here! ;-)


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MalachyMalachy

2009-05-05 15:46:47

what about the massive amounts of gayporns?

Transformer responds:

shhh, i'm trying to lure fem-bots, or man-bots, on my metal-rod. don't tell anyone i'm just trying to sweetheart them onto it... :3


EarthshineEarthshine

2009-05-05 19:34:11

Hey Baby

Transformer responds:

hey honey! you look shiny today! did you get waxed today?


PillowPantsPillowPants

2009-05-06 13:22:29

POWER RANGERS ARE STILL BETTER THEN TRANSFORMERS


EarthshineEarthshine

2009-05-06 17:29:01

All for you.

Transformer responds:

all for one


xXxAlecxXxxXxAlecxXx

2009-05-07 16:29:40

Me.

Transformer responds:

that's what she said


xXxAlecxXxxXxAlecxXx

2009-05-07 16:33:50

i want to get fucked by a transformer

Transformer responds:

that's what she said


pyromaniac616pyromaniac616

2009-05-08 12:44:27

Maybe you can take of a leg, an arm, and part of your central processor to make one?


jakenator85jakenator85

2009-05-08 16:39:25

how bout dildo-tron? i heard shesa always available


EarthshineEarthshine

2009-05-08 18:51:47

Party in my pants later.
you're invited.


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

2009-05-09 13:00:09

Robots turn me on.


SupraAddictSupraAddict

2009-05-10 14:32:01

P-Bot wanted me to tell you that he wants top cyber with you.


Shadow0fDeathShadow0fDeath

2009-05-11 17:27:48

I'm sad.. :( i need some cheering up.

Transformer responds:

I'LL PINCH YOUR CHEEKS UNTIL YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU SAD LITTLE PANDA


kylenitzkylenitz

2009-05-11 17:30:54

I can get you what you need.

Transformer responds:

i'm all hearing-sensors...


kylenitzkylenitz

2009-05-11 17:47:14

Wanna make cakes in cup forms!


RedStripeddRedStripedd

2009-05-15 05:52:45

Well, it depends. Are you any good at badminton?


EarthshineEarthshine

2009-05-15 13:29:23

All of you BACK OFF.... he's mine


Ruby-SRuby-S

2009-05-16 22:45:01

What was the name of the NG staff that really liked transformers?

Transformer responds:

Everyone, possibly with the exception of Rob. BUT MAYBE I'M WRONG!


dogpup4dogpup4

2009-05-27 11:13:17

Dickobot, roll out. Ohh yeahhh.


DevourerJayDevourerJay

2009-05-31 05:06:05

so... are you into... robot porn?
also, i have no idea who the hell you are...

Transformer responds:

but i know who you are.

i've been watching you.

when you sleep.


EarthshineEarthshine

2009-05-31 12:58:01

where do i put it in?

Transformer responds:

it says "insert" just next to it, you can't miss it.


TiredPaperBoyTiredPaperBoy

2009-05-31 17:04:19

w-what...


KhrisKhris

2009-05-31 18:10:04

i like to attempt demoding random mods...call me hun


jakenator85jakenator85

2009-05-31 18:19:48

are you like, 8?


CowBoyEmoCowBoyEmo

2009-05-31 18:49:25

Well I heard it through the grapevine that P-Bot might be looking for someone


BlakeMoBlakeMo

2009-06-01 00:55:43

You're definitely Rig's alt


iMiniiMini

2009-06-01 10:04:13

You sound like a nice man-bot, I'm ~34600 years young robot, so I'm packing a 50YB hard drive, I'm from the planet Mechania, where we actually have eight "days" in a week, our days are 56 1/2 Earth hours long, so we have long days and long nights *wink*.

I enjoy gazing out into the sunshine and walks around secheluded areas, I also enjoy reading up on advanced mathematics and quantum physics, my favourite hobbies would have tp be tweaking my internal functions for maximum efficiancy and fun, but I also enjoy sparing in cities where the buildings collapse when I fall into them.

I am a consultant in a rather large business which spans over 5 planets (perhaps you've heard of it? It's called Megaparts), I have 1 kid-bot (we haven't installed any gender-emulation software yet, but we're looking around, we're keen on getting something from Yadar I've only heard good feedback from them, perhaps something from teh 4,000 series) who is 140500 years old, it's quite dependable and spends most of the time out with it's friend-bots.

Please reply back x x x.


ConalConal

2009-06-04 07:31:28

Are you Tom's mod-alt?


ngfan14ngfan14

2009-06-04 11:38:09

I like u. <3


FoAngelFoAngel

2009-06-08 08:18:20

I would be happy to meet with you as long as Human/Robot relationships are allowed on Cybertron. Your plant intrigues me so.

I promise that i will change your oil every morning and keep your flux capacitor in top condition.


Heretic-AnchoriteHeretic-Anchorite

2009-06-24 15:06:41

Maybe we can repair you mod-board and the gold-module and make you a mod again!


bl00db47hbl00db47h

2009-06-24 15:09:59

Oh transformer... you babe... /:)


Dark-Energy-KnucklesDark-Energy-Knuckles

2011-06-17 00:52:31

Hot teen masturbating on cam.

Download here: http://cashload.org/5fcdf00e

She starts crying at the end.