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Single handsome-bot looking for a soulmate

Posted by Transformer - May 5th, 2009

I'm a 40300 year young single robot from planet Cybertron, looking for somone to spend those cosy sundays with.
I like cats, long walks in the sunshine and good food. And I love to cuddle
One of my favourite hobbies is to work out, long-range shooting is my favourite since I have a hughe laz00rz-cannon on my shoulder that needs to be kept in trim and good condition. I've got a well-paid job as a manager and owner of a famous website on this planet, and have no kid-bots.

Let me know if you're interested, I'm waiting for You - right here! ;-)

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Malachy 2009-05-05 15:46:47

what about the massive amounts of gayporns?

Transformer 2009-05-05 15:46:47

shhh, i'm trying to lure fem-bots, or man-bots, on my metal-rod. don't tell anyone i'm just trying to sweetheart them onto it... :3

Earthshine 2009-05-05 19:34:11

Hey Baby

Transformer 2009-05-05 19:34:11

hey honey! you look shiny today! did you get waxed today?

PillowPants 2009-05-06 13:22:29

POWER RANGERS ARE STILL BETTER THEN TRANSFORMERS

Earthshine 2009-05-06 17:29:01

All for you.

Transformer 2009-05-06 17:29:01

all for one

xXxAlecxXx 2009-05-07 16:29:40

Me.

Transformer 2009-05-07 16:29:40

that's what she said

xXxAlecxXx 2009-05-07 16:33:50

i want to get fucked by a transformer

Transformer 2009-05-07 16:33:50

that's what she said

pyromaniac616 2009-05-08 12:44:27

Maybe you can take of a leg, an arm, and part of your central processor to make one?

jakenator85 2009-05-08 16:39:25

how bout dildo-tron? i heard shesa always available

Earthshine 2009-05-08 18:51:47

Party in my pants later.
you're invited.

SupraAddict 2009-05-10 14:32:01

P-Bot wanted me to tell you that he wants top cyber with you.

Shadow0fDeath 2009-05-11 17:27:48

I'm sad.. :( i need some cheering up.

Transformer 2009-05-11 17:27:48

I'LL PINCH YOUR CHEEKS UNTIL YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU SAD LITTLE PANDA

kylenitz 2009-05-11 17:30:54

I can get you what you need.

Transformer 2009-05-11 17:30:54

i'm all hearing-sensors...

kylenitz 2009-05-11 17:47:14

Wanna make cakes in cup forms!

Zyphonee 2009-05-14 18:31:23

<a href="http://f-bot.newgrounds.com/">http://f-bot.newgrounds.com/</a>

RedStripedd 2009-05-15 05:52:45

Well, it depends. Are you any good at badminton?

Earthshine 2009-05-15 13:29:23

All of you BACK OFF.... he's mine

Ruby-S 2009-05-16 22:45:01

What was the name of the NG staff that really liked transformers?

Transformer 2009-05-16 22:45:01

Everyone, possibly with the exception of Rob. BUT MAYBE I'M WRONG!

Minervatones 2009-05-27 11:13:17

Dickobot, roll out. Ohh yeahhh.

DevourerJay 2009-05-31 05:06:05

so... are you into... robot porn?
also, i have no idea who the hell you are...

Transformer 2009-05-31 05:06:05

but i know who you are.

i've been watching you.

when you sleep.

Earthshine 2009-05-31 12:58:01

where do i put it in?

Transformer 2009-05-31 12:58:01

it says "insert" just next to it, you can't miss it.