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I'm a 40300 year young single robot from planet Cybertron, looking for somone to spend those cosy sundays with.
I like cats, long walks in the sunshine and good food. And I love to cuddle
One of my favourite hobbies is to work out, long-range shooting is my favourite since I have a hughe laz00rz-cannon on my shoulder that needs to be kept in trim and good condition. I've got a well-paid job as a manager and owner of a famous website on this planet, and have no kid-bots.

Let me know if you're interested, I'm waiting for You - right here! ;-)

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35 Comments

May. 5, 2009 | 3:46 PM Malachy says:

what about the massive amounts of gayporns?

May. 6, 2009 | 12:17 PM Transformer responds:

shhh, i'm trying to lure fem-bots, or man-bots, on my metal-rod. don't tell anyone i'm just trying to sweetheart them onto it... :3

May. 5, 2009 | 7:34 PM Earthshine says:

Hey Baby

May. 6, 2009 | 12:17 PM Transformer responds:

hey honey! you look shiny today! did you get waxed today?

May. 6, 2009 | 1:22 PM EARIO says:

POWER RANGERS ARE STILL BETTER THEN TRANSFORMERS

May. 6, 2009 | 5:29 PM Earthshine says:

All for you.

May. 8, 2009 | 4:36 AM Transformer responds:

all for one

May. 7, 2009 | 4:29 PM xXxAlecxXx says:

Me.

May. 8, 2009 | 4:36 AM Transformer responds:

that's what she said

May. 7, 2009 | 4:33 PM xXxAlecxXx says:

i want to get fucked by a transformer

May. 8, 2009 | 4:37 AM Transformer responds:

that's what she said

May. 7, 2009 | 6:50 PM AdDeOWN says:

i can has date?

May. 8, 2009 | 4:37 AM Transformer responds:

ok meet me at the corner of 51'st and laz00r-street 19.30 on saturday. wear pink.

May. 8, 2009 | 12:44 PM pyromaniac616 says:

Maybe you can take of a leg, an arm, and part of your central processor to make one?

May. 8, 2009 | 4:39 PM jakenator85 says:

how bout dildo-tron? i heard shesa always available

May. 8, 2009 | 6:51 PM Earthshine says:

Party in my pants later.
you're invited.

May. 9, 2009 | 1:00 PM Sanjay says:

Robots turn me on.

May. 9, 2009 | 3:38 PM Piss says:

Man when I think of you I get electricity flowing through my veins.

May. 10, 2009 | 2:32 PM SupraAddict says:

P-Bot wanted me to tell you that he wants top cyber with you.

May. 11, 2009 | 4:49 PM RKthrilla says:

Me......

May. 11, 2009 | 5:27 PM Shadow0fDeath says:

I'm sad.. :( i need some cheering up.

May. 11, 2009 | 5:28 PM Transformer responds:

I'LL PINCH YOUR CHEEKS UNTIL YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU SAD LITTLE PANDA

May. 11, 2009 | 5:30 PM kylenitz says:

I can get you what you need.

May. 11, 2009 | 5:42 PM Transformer responds:

i'm all hearing-sensors...

May. 11, 2009 | 5:47 PM kylenitz says:

Wanna make cakes in cup forms!

May. 14, 2009 | 6:31 PM Zyphonee says:

http://f-bot.newgrounds.com/

May. 15, 2009 | 5:52 AM RedStripedd says:

Well, it depends. Are you any good at badminton?

May. 15, 2009 | 1:29 PM Earthshine says:

All of you BACK OFF.... he's mine

May. 16, 2009 | 10:45 PM KevinHR says:

What was the name of the NG staff that really liked transformers?

May. 27, 2009 | 10:49 AM Transformer responds:

Everyone, possibly with the exception of Rob. BUT MAYBE I'M WRONG!

May. 27, 2009 | 11:13 AM dogpup4 says:

Dickobot, roll out. Ohh yeahhh.

May. 31, 2009 | 5:06 AM MissingNYC says:

so... are you into... robot porn?
also, i have no idea who the hell you are...

May. 31, 2009 | 5:03 PM Transformer responds:

but i know who you are.

i've been watching you.

when you sleep.

May. 31, 2009 | 12:58 PM Earthshine says:

where do i put it in?

May. 31, 2009 | 5:02 PM Transformer responds:

it says "insert" just next to it, you can't miss it.

May. 31, 2009 | 5:04 PM TiredPaperBoy says:

w-what...

May. 31, 2009 | 6:10 PM K111 says:

i like to attempt demoding random mods...call me hun

May. 31, 2009 | 6:19 PM jakenator85 says:

are you like, 8?

May. 31, 2009 | 6:49 PM CowBoyEmo says:

Well I heard it through the grapevine that P-Bot might be looking for someone

Jun. 1, 2009 | 12:55 AM blakemo says:

You're definitely Rig's alt

Jun. 1, 2009 | 10:04 AM H-A-X-O-R-Z says:

You sound like a nice man-bot, I'm ~34600 years young robot, so I'm packing a 50YB hard drive, I'm from the planet Mechania, where we actually have eight "days" in a week, our days are 56 1/2 Earth hours long, so we have long days and long nights *wink*.

I enjoy gazing out into the sunshine and walks around secheluded areas, I also enjoy reading up on advanced mathematics and quantum physics, my favourite hobbies would have tp be tweaking my internal functions for maximum efficiancy and fun, but I also enjoy sparing in cities where the buildings collapse when I fall into them.

I am a consultant in a rather large business which spans over 5 planets (perhaps you've heard of it? It's called Megaparts), I have 1 kid-bot (we haven't installed any gender-emulation software yet, but we're looking around, we're keen on getting something from Yadar I've only heard good feedback from them, perhaps something from teh 4,000 series) who is 140500 years old, it's quite dependable and spends most of the time out with it's friend-bots.

Please reply back x x x.

Jun. 4, 2009 | 7:31 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Are you Tom's mod-alt?

Jun. 4, 2009 | 11:38 AM ngfan14 says:

I like u. <3

Jun. 8, 2009 | 8:18 AM FoAngel says:

I would be happy to meet with you as long as Human/Robot relationships are allowed on Cybertron. Your plant intrigues me so.

I promise that i will change your oil every morning and keep your flux capacitor in top condition.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 3:06 PM I-RULE-OVER-ALL says:

Maybe we can repair you mod-board and the gold-module and make you a mod again!

Jun. 24, 2009 | 3:09 PM bl00db47h says:

Oh transformer... you babe... /:)